24 hours of Tyler

Sometimes I call Tyler...."Tyler the Terrorist." The last 24 hours have been nothing but enduring the wrath of "Tyler the Terrorist." Here are some of the events in the last 24 hours.....

• Tyler tells me, "don't tell me no!!"
• I ask Tyler what he wants for breakfast. His response...."Be nice."
• Tyler runs his toy trucks all over my beautiful piano after repeatedly being told not to.
• Tyler tells me NO.
• Tyler tells his gymnastics coach NO.
• Tyler tells me NO again.
• Tyler insists that anything of color is GREEN.
• Tyler chases the dogs around the kitchen by pushing his highchair around.
• Tyler feeds the dogs his dinner...twice....so he didn't get to eat the rest of the night. That was pleasant.
• Tyler tells me NO.
  
• Tyler stood on the back of the couch, and when I yelled, "TYLER GET DOWN," for fear he was going to break his neck, he responded in a whisper, "mama, it's okay."
• Tyler insists that Piper's activity center is his and gets stuck in it multiple times. He doesn't seem to learn his lesson.
• Tyler tries to spank the dogs with my wooden spoon. Poor dogs.
• Tyler screams because I won't give him candy. There's no way in hell he's getting candy any time soon!! He's got too much energy as it is.
  
• Tyler has gone to time-out, gotten a couple of spankings, and spent some solitary confinement in his room over the last 24 hours, but he doesn't seem to care.
  

What's a mother to do? : -)