In a million years....

Not in a million years would I have imagined myself saying so many of the things that have rolled off my tongue as a parent.

The list continues to grow.....

- Don't put your toothbrush on your feet.
- Get off the pole.
- Stop licking your snot.
- Do NOT wipe your nose on my skirt.
- Get your hands out of your pants.
- Get down. We do not climb walls.
- Tyler, Batman is a good guy....he doesn't strangle babies. (it was just a babydoll, but still)
- Stop laughing...she's having a seizure!! (to my 18 month old when my chihuahua was seizing on the kitchen floor)